Ways to spend five dollars:
Drive 4 blocks to the coffee shop.
Circle the block.
Park on Shotwell St.
(Two winos admire the car.)
Buy $3.25 coffee at Philz .
Tip the flirty barista $0.75.
Winos ask for $2, give them $1.
Drive 3 blocks back.
Spill coffee.
Park car.
Step 4: Get a cup holder (and clean the carpet).
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3 comments:
that's an awesome way to spend $5, but you forgot to explain how you magically turned it into $6 :P Or did you just give one of the winos $1, you cheap bastard?
Yes, I only gave one of them my dollar.
Dude, I had the best time in the back seat. Oh wait, that was the hood!!!!
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